Sunday 1 August 2010

Little Tony

LITTLE TONY FROM BROOKLYN ON MATH

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU."

"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married ?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on'," but I like your thinking."


LITTLE TONY ON MATH

Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father.

"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3,' " I said "6", replies TONY.

"But that's right !" says his dad.

"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2 ?"

"What's the f ** king difference ?" asks the father.

"That's what I said !"


LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH

Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word ?"

Little TONY says, "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthful."

Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."


LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR

Little TONY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss !!"

The teacher replied, 'Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN !"


LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

She said, "Excellent, Michael !"
Then the teacher reluctantly called on little TONY.

"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just f ** king beautiful !'"


LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER

Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time ?"

Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own f ** king business."

Sunday 27 June 2010

Impressive Germany power past England

Germany's youthful side delivered a striking statement of intent by overwhelming old rivals England 4-1 through goals from Miroslav Klose, Lukas Podolski and Thomas Muller (2). England, to their credit, never gave up and only a fine one-handed save by Neuer from Gerrard stopped them from reducing their deficit – the heaviest in their FIFA World Cup history.

GERMANY 4 - 1 ENGLAND

Saturday 26 June 2010

Churchy

today i went to church for novena prayers
usually i prayed there with lots of school friends
and our main goal of praying is quite similar
for our universities and bright future (lol i dont even know what im saying)

but today, i was COMPLETELY ALONE
well there are some people who also prayed there
but I'M ALONE dude


none of my friends came to the church lol
so im the only one from the hord

but that's okay 'cause hangin' out with my mateys in the church wasn't the main idea of going there lol
i wanna pray for me, for my friends, for my enemies, for everyone
and also i put some flowers in the church as a sign of my..


uuh im so grateful that God granted me so many good things
my parents my friends my anything lol
my dream to continue my study at itb
my enemies haha
and i know flowers ain't nothing compared to many wonderful things He had given


Thank God now i can use this everyday :D
aight dats it for now. God Bless

Friday 25 June 2010

Perfect !!

WOW IT WAS A PERFECT DAY LOL !!

started by a phonecall with my gf in the morning
(finally) hang'd out with my friends enjoying juggers in McDonald's
we have lots of laugh as always
especially with funny photos from our school album haha

and i decided to meet my gf while she's enjoying her time with her friends lol
treated them with drinks
like iced milo or something lol can't remember the name
and they're soo sweet that my tongue can't stand it lol
haha i also "kidnapped" my gf for some photos
and omg we had a really great time inside the photo booth (lol)
yeah u know, teen things :D

gonna sleep well tonite oh sure i will haha
aight dats it for now

P.S i added new contacts Cindy and Resita who got cool ones
check em out
and new music - Perfect by Simple Plan

Happy Birthday Chocogrande !

Happy birthday to my beloved friend Melissa Silalahi ( follow her twitter HERE )
a.k.a Chocogrande lol
or Le Coque Grande
or Grande
or whatever -_- haha

she's one of my best friends and we hang'd out a lot
and she's a very friendly and caring friend
u wud never sorry to have a friend like her hahaha

i remember one time she "kidnapped" me
"interrogating" me in A&W just two of us
she asks about me and my gf things a lot lol
thank God her cousins came and i "escaped" :D

God Bless You Chocogrande !!!

Wednesday 23 June 2010

Back Again

after centuries now im back to the blog
yay for you
...
last post was about ITB exam and u know what ?
got it. yeah it's mine. i passed and since im still a normal human being,
im happy about it.
hell yeah

im gonna move to bandung soon
so its really like my last days in medan
ahh fuck time i'd miss my friends

(shit dude i'm typing this with my blog's song trouble by coldplay playing -_-'' makes me so emo ftw)

and if u're asking why am i back to mr.blogger here well it's caused by my friend josephine who talked about blog in twitter lol
so yea she reminded me that i got one, and why dont i use it for fun?
thanks jo ! haha

and you can visit her blog HERE
still fresh :p just do the click

aight dats it for now. God Speed
P.S use the chatbox please -_- and follow me on twitter
just do the click

Sunday 14 March 2010

It's Over

The test is over
now is the "waiting" time lol
pray for me

Saturday 13 March 2010

PMBP starts !

13th March and it's the first day of d-days
lol u know "ITB" thing i dreamt of
tomorrow gonna face the REAL DAY hell yeah
Gonna wake up early, starts 7.30 to 15.40
lol what a day tomorrow is

aight dats it for now. pray for me ok?

Monday 1 March 2010

March Starts, Battle Starts

it's march 1st and it's monday
lol even my 8-years-old bro knew dat
but March-2010 is the month that uhh
what do i say, ..
umm maybe "terrified" me a lot since i started my 12th grade last year
and now, i'm entering THAT MONTH
u know why? cos most important exams are going to be held in this month
and the most important would be "ITB" thing i mentioned earlier lol

12 days to D-DAY (March 13-14)
like few secs actually
and i kinda like not preparing anything for it
call me a fool, dats okay


aight dats it for now. pray for me

Sunday 28 February 2010

Another Sunday

it's another sunday in my life
but "day" in the word "sunday" means dat it's another day
and nothin special about it

well there's sumthin funny
when i was eating in McDonald's , there's a guy in a "fight" w/ a girl lol
i think she was his girl
the guy pulled her hands violently, so ppl became attracted and watch em argueing bout sumthing
lol shit happens right?

oh, and my friend stefanie,
she added something about me in her blog (lol)
u can check it HERE
do the click !

tomorrow's gonna be a bad day cos there's music exam on school
uhh come on ! music !
dats just not "me" lol


aight dats it for now.

P.S i added a new song for u to hear ^_^

Saturday 27 February 2010

BlackBerry

haha this' a funny story of mine
when i was going home from church, my father called me, and ordered me to meet him in mall
so i went there to see him
and u know what?
he offered me to sell my old phone to buy a blackberry lol
kinda think for some time, but it's my father's "wish" (wtf?)
so i "fulfill" it lol

and there u go! i got a new phone
and it's an onyx. kinda nice. let's see if i'll get better times with it..

aight dats it for now. hav a nice dream (?)
lol.

The End

yay this day is the end of semester exams
exam sucks hell yeah
but it felt so good knowing that they're OVER now

we (me and my school friends ofc lol) got math for our last-day-exam
and u know what?
50 (read: FIFTY) fucking math probs must be answered in 90 minutes, wtf??
ofc it IS a "burden" right? lol

it's finished now but hey, how bout the grades?
gonna check for it next week, see if it'll make me cry lol

aight dats it for now.

Friday 26 February 2010

My Class' Blog

just wanna let u know that my class got a blog too (cool huh?)
well (i think) my friend here, garry ( Buried Document ) created it, and the blog was good so far lol
and uhh we're in a kinda "hard" time caused by an incident
what incident? i think it's just too "frontal" to discuss it on web
but i think they talk about everything in our class' blog
and many of our classmates r chatting there too

so check it out HERE
do the click :)

and by the way, now i got my own chat box.just check it out and see if it work for u.

aight dats it for now. peace for ya

Find me on YouTube

like i said, the world just not too small to do many ways in interacting with ppl, right?
still dont understand, still ok lol

well i just wanna let u all kno that u can enjoy my videos at youtube too
its not just about me but about my school-life too lol

u shud check it out HERE

u kno wat to do right?

aight dats it for now. GB

Thursday 25 February 2010

Follow me !!!

okay, okay, im blogging now..
but the world just not too small to do many ways in interacting with ppl, right?
well, if u dont understand what i mean, dats ok lol

so the point is, just want u to kno that u can know me better on TWITTER
and i swear that u'll be more up to date w/ things dat i do in real life..

so follow me HERE

(dummies, please click the "HERE" ok? *sigh)

well actually u can just push the follow button below my profile

aight dats it for now. peaceout --

Rise and Shine dude..

THIS IS MY FIRST POST YAYY (WTF???)

Well actually this is not my first blog, but the old one just, uhh, "gone" i think.. (??)
fuck dat, cos im starting a new one, right?

i created dis blog in my "HARD TIME" cos i hav to study hard (lol) for ITB
yeah u know, that "ITB" thing makes ppl crazy
got "telkom" for secondary but ITB was my dream when i was in junior high

aight dats it for now.