Sunday, 1 August 2010

Little Tony


A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU."

"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married ?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on'," but I like your thinking."


Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father.

"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3,' " I said "6", replies TONY.

"But that's right !" says his dad.

"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2 ?"

"What's the f ** king difference ?" asks the father.

"That's what I said !"


Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word ?"

Little TONY says, "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthful."

Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."


Little TONY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss !!"

The teacher replied, 'Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN !"


One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

She said, "Excellent, Michael !"
Then the teacher reluctantly called on little TONY.

"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just f ** king beautiful !'"


Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time ?"

Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own f ** king business."

Sunday, 27 June 2010

Impressive Germany power past England

Germany's youthful side delivered a striking statement of intent by overwhelming old rivals England 4-1 through goals from Miroslav Klose, Lukas Podolski and Thomas Muller (2). England, to their credit, never gave up and only a fine one-handed save by Neuer from Gerrard stopped them from reducing their deficit – the heaviest in their FIFA World Cup history.


Saturday, 26 June 2010


today i went to church for novena prayers
usually i prayed there with lots of school friends
and our main goal of praying is quite similar
for our universities and bright future (lol i dont even know what im saying)

but today, i was COMPLETELY ALONE
well there are some people who also prayed there
but I'M ALONE dude

none of my friends came to the church lol
so im the only one from the hord

but that's okay 'cause hangin' out with my mateys in the church wasn't the main idea of going there lol
i wanna pray for me, for my friends, for my enemies, for everyone
and also i put some flowers in the church as a sign of my..

uuh im so grateful that God granted me so many good things
my parents my friends my anything lol
my dream to continue my study at itb
my enemies haha
and i know flowers ain't nothing compared to many wonderful things He had given

Thank God now i can use this everyday :D
aight dats it for now. God Bless

Friday, 25 June 2010

Perfect !!


started by a phonecall with my gf in the morning
(finally) hang'd out with my friends enjoying juggers in McDonald's
we have lots of laugh as always
especially with funny photos from our school album haha

and i decided to meet my gf while she's enjoying her time with her friends lol
treated them with drinks
like iced milo or something lol can't remember the name
and they're soo sweet that my tongue can't stand it lol
haha i also "kidnapped" my gf for some photos
and omg we had a really great time inside the photo booth (lol)
yeah u know, teen things :D

gonna sleep well tonite oh sure i will haha
aight dats it for now

P.S i added new contacts Cindy and Resita who got cool ones
check em out
and new music - Perfect by Simple Plan

Happy Birthday Chocogrande !

Happy birthday to my beloved friend Melissa Silalahi ( follow her twitter HERE )
a.k.a Chocogrande lol
or Le Coque Grande
or Grande
or whatever -_- haha

she's one of my best friends and we hang'd out a lot
and she's a very friendly and caring friend
u wud never sorry to have a friend like her hahaha

i remember one time she "kidnapped" me
"interrogating" me in A&W just two of us
she asks about me and my gf things a lot lol
thank God her cousins came and i "escaped" :D

God Bless You Chocogrande !!!

Wednesday, 23 June 2010

Back Again

after centuries now im back to the blog
yay for you
last post was about ITB exam and u know what ?
got it. yeah it's mine. i passed and since im still a normal human being,
im happy about it.
hell yeah

im gonna move to bandung soon
so its really like my last days in medan
ahh fuck time i'd miss my friends

(shit dude i'm typing this with my blog's song trouble by coldplay playing -_-'' makes me so emo ftw)

and if u're asking why am i back to mr.blogger here well it's caused by my friend josephine who talked about blog in twitter lol
so yea she reminded me that i got one, and why dont i use it for fun?
thanks jo ! haha

and you can visit her blog HERE
still fresh :p just do the click

aight dats it for now. God Speed
P.S use the chatbox please -_- and follow me on twitter
just do the click